Category: Joke Board
It was Sunday and the preacher stood looking out at the congrigation when suddenly the large wooden doors of the Church burst open. Two men with machine guns in hand stood there. They entered and one said, "Alright, so who's ready to take a bullet for Christ?" After the chaos died down, only about a dozen members of the congrigation were left sitting in the Church. Taking their seats midway down the isle, one of the men looked up at the alter and said, "Alright preacher, now that we've gotten rid of all the hipocrits, please continue."
I like the idea very much but please, don't leave us hanging eh?
see, it's not really a joke os I don't know why I posted it it's just a thing, showing how many church gowers are hippicrits glad you liked it.
They certainly are. I have seen far too many of these two faced creatures leaving church, after listening to a sermon on love and acceptance. To walk past the homeless and desperate, while looking down their noses, at the very people they were advised to help..and Its far more than just a thing pal..smile
yes.